The Road to Rollergirl How I Stopped Being a Roller Wannabe and Started Being a Rollergirl

24Dec/1014

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, Derby Style

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the world
it was the off-season for most rollergirls.

Kneepads were slung round their homes without care,
In hopes they could save them by giving them air;

The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Championals danced in their heads;

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13Nov/100

Almost forgot! (NaBloPoMo)

Here is another placeholder post for a locked post that talks about local goings-on. All will be revealed in good time!

In the meantime, here is a bad motherfucker.

Someone please explain this "Urrk'n Jerk'n as Booty Blockya" thing. At Champtionals, announcers were using it like it was something that made total sense, and I was completely baffled.

Also, is it just me, or does Dumptruck sound like every strip club DJ you've ever heard?

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